My collection of wise, and not so wise, postings

Thursday, 2 February 2012

I got a horse when I was a kid.



When I was a child my father got sick. His condition resulted in numerous emergency hospitalisations and my mother took an education and worked nightshift as a licensed practical nurse. By the time I was 11 my siblings had moved out, and the work on the small farm we had was, to a large extent, my job.
I didn’t really mind getting up feeding the sheep before I went to school… even if I have to admit I did not always have the time to shower before school. (To my classmates during those years: I apologize!)
I didn’t mind feeding the sheep at night before supper. There is something soothing about listening to animals settle down and eat, and in many ways working with them was to great comfort.
I didn’t even mind the nights of watching the sheep during lambing. To help new life into the world was perhaps scary at times, but when they fed for the first time and their little tails propelled like frantic all was good.
My Border Collie was my loyal friend and companion, never too far away and always willing to join me no matter the weather condition or temperature outside.
I had a good childhood, maybe different, but I never thought I was worse off than others: I learned to cook quite young, I learned to figure things out and make small repairs. I plowed my first potato field at an early age and all in all I think I got to do stuff many kids only dream of doing.
But there is one thing I still have a bit problems coming to terms with. I still wonder what my father was thinking!?
In our village there were several small farms. A few had horses, and the girls (mainly) who did not have a horse themselves were allowed to currycomb and rub down the horses, they would muck out the stables and enjoy it, they fed the horses and talked about it all week. They all wanted a horse of their own.
When I was 13 my dad told me he had decided to give me a nice surprise. I was all exited, maybe he wanted to give me a new bike (the story about my bike is a long and quite funny one, at least to me it is funny… now) or maybe it had something to do with my room?
It was nothing of the sort. My dad was quite pleased with himself when he told me he had bought me an Iceland pony. My heart fell to my stomach, and all I could think about was how much work a horse would add to my already full schedule. I had heard the girls talk about the currycombing and the mucking, the special diet a horse needed, the cleansing of hoofs and everything else they got to do to and for a horse. I knew nothing about horses apart from the fact they require quite a bit of work and dedication.
I never told him this. My worries were less important than the fact he was so pleased with himself and his plan. But I did think a lot about it.
We built a stable in the barn, and the day came when we went to pick up my horse.
Since we didn’t have any kind of animal transportation fit for a horse (transporting sheep only requires a trailer with sides built taller using pallets), we borrowed one from a man who owned many Iceland ponys and we drove off. We took the ferry across the fjord and finally came to the pick up place.
To my surprise it turned out that the herd of horses had just been collected from the mountain where they had been grazing that year. He pointed out a beautiful pony, dark brown with black mane and tail: “That one is yours! She is two years old and no man has ever laid his hand on her!”
She was captured using a lasso, not without a fight though, and we managed to put the halter on her. And at that point she figured she had cooperated enough.
Long story short… 8 men carried the pony into the trailer, secured her and we drove back home. I believe I was pretty pale, I know I was sick to my stomach dreading what may come.
On the ferry I opened the trailer in front and talked to the animal; She looked calm and accepted both my treat and my voice… and I fell in love.
By the time we parked in the courtyard, I was nervous again: Thinking that if she was let loose I would never see the pony again, ever. Since she was a bit nervous and I was not really comfortable with the situation the chemistry between us was probably not the best. I had no hope of us cooperating when getting her into the stable. My best solution was to mount a drawwork in the stable and vinch her in. It worked. Slowly but surely she accepted moving forward and into the stable. It was victory!
Two days later I entered the stable and we were friends after that.
I knew nothing about horses. And no one really told me how to treat a horse, so we found our own way of how to deal with eachother. I treated her more like a dog, and she fully believed (at least she acted as it) she was above the dog and slightly below me in the hierarchy. The dog, of course, did not agree. Nell, my dog, and Frigga, my pony, would play in the field for hours. Nell trying to be as annoying as possible while Frigga ignored her with stoic arrogance. Then suddenly they would run off in an impressive speed, tails high and peculiar jumps and bounces now and again.
I used to put a blanket on Frigga’s back, to let her get used to the feeling of something being there.
By the time she was 3.5 years old I got on her back and went for short rides. (I know it was probably a bit early, but I was light back then and she was a rather big pony.) I had no saddle (I got one from a neighbor, but the woodwork crumbled on the first ride, full trottle and all ) so I rode bare back. We spent 9 lovely years like that. When I checked on the sheep which grazed in the mountain during summer, both my dog and my pony would follow me, jaunt a bit about but never too far. And when the mountainside was not too steep or the scrub too thick I would ride a bit.
I know I never treated her like a horse should be treated and trained, but it worked for us. The film crew which lent her to use her on the set was not very pleased. She was, apparently, a tyrant to the other horses and not easy to ride. How could she be? I whistled to make her come and I told her left and right, like I did with my dog. An experienced horse rider would not know what to do with my horse or how to handle her... I never knew myself.
(From the film Kvite Viking (White Viking), 1991)

Thursday, 26 January 2012

hand luggage

Black and White Cartoon of a Girl Carrying a Heavy Suitcase clipartI love to travel. To see new places and meet new people is a great joy to me, and I enjoy travelling by myself. Not that I don’t enjoy travelling  with someone, but when you are on your own you get to move in your own pace, you sit down and watch people, drink a cup of coffee or a glass of wine, you get in touch with people who address you just because you look a bit helpless when you turn the map or traveller’s guide in all kinds of directions… and it does not help a bit and you just look very disoriented… which I am all of the time, but that is a well kept secret…. Until now…

Being blond and having blue eyes does not assure people I know what I am doing either. But you know what? I have never met anyone anywhere who was not nice and helpful.

One of the things I appreciate is to check in my baggage and just hold on to my handbag; let someone else worry about getting my suitcase to its destination.
I have never lost luggage, yet, so I have no bad experiences on that department. My well used, worn out brown suitcase, with pink flowers on it, always gets where it is supposed to end up: on the conveyor band in the pick-up zone. Thinking about it now the strange look of it might have something to do with my successful luggage experiences. It does not scream “exclusive contents”, to put it mildly.

Now… most airlines state you are allowed to carry one hand luggage, and there are limited measures for this hand luggage, in order to make sure there is room for it in the luggage rack. Problem is: travellers have a lot more in their hands than just the one allowed hand luggage.

Fat Woman Jumping On Her Overfilled Suitcase Trying to Get It Closed clipartSo, people pack a small suitcase in order to not check in their luggage, they want to bring it into the plane in order to make sure they do not lose it, or they just want to be able to leave the destination airport as soon as possible, without the hassle it is to wait 5 minutes for it to arrive, so they trolley their suitcase, with wheels rumbling on the tiles, because it is amazing how heavy a small suitcase can get when you pack with determination.
Then they have their handbag the size of a traveller’s bag, where they keep everything which did not fit into the suitcase, and then they need to stop by tax free shops to get some bottles or snacks or make up or whatever they fancy… (In big, international airports I often see cars displayed. Do people actually buy cars at the tax free on airports? I always wonder when I pass the fancy line up of cars.)

By the time last call is announced for my flight, people line up to check in struggling with everything they have to make sure they remember to bring.
I take my time; the plane will not leave without me as long as I am there in time and my boarding card is ok.
Fat Guy Going on a Trip clipartSo I sit and wait for the busy passengers who want to get there, where ever “there” might be. (I am not sure if they think the plane will leave early if they push, if they just enjoy being on board so much they will  board as soon as possible or if they know they have so much on their hands they need to get there early to occupy a luggage rack in order to get all their items and bags stuffed in there.)
In either case: when I enter the plane I am waiting in the isle for forever. People stack their suitcase, their computer bag, their handbag, their shopping bags and their jacket or coat and it takes time. Things fall out and need to be carefully nudged in place so they can close the hatch.
Eventually people sit down, with a relieved sigh, and I get to find my seat. I place my handbag under the seat in front of me and struggle to find place for my feet. I do not even think about placing it in the luggage rack, I am not tall and my one experience doing that was an avalanche of things over my head and 3 very annoyed fellow passengers.

On long flights you get a blanket and a pillow… with my handbag under the seat and me struggling to find comfortable room for my feet, there really isn’t a lot of room for the blanket and the pillow… so they end up in my lap.

It is hard to fold down the table when you have a blanket and a pillow on your lap, but even worse is how warm it gets. The temperature in an airplane full of passengers is high, and with the blanket and the pillow on my lap I feel like having the world’s longest hot flash… getting worried this is the exact time my menopause sets in. Not yet, but I have an idea of what it will feel like.

When you have been on a trip, it is normal to mention you have been away, and those you talk with will always comment upon what you tell and give their anecdotes from their own travels.
When I get to the part where I complain about how difficult it is to get comfortable on the plane they burst out with an enthusiastic tirade about how genius it is to bring the suitcase and handbag and computer bag and shopping bags and coats into the plane and just stowe it away in the luggage rack… no sweat!